you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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