I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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