There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I'm jealous of your bromance
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
It's rum buckets o'clock
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Randomize
