what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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