Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
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