I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize
