I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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