Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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