Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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