9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
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Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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