My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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