apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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