the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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