He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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