we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I'm getting married
To pizza
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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