I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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