1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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