Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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