He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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