just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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