Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Yo dont text me then not text me
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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