Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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