Well apparently he's into motor boating.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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