But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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