Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
The best revenge is premature balding
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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