he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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