Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
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