just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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