dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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