I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Farmville is her only friend.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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