they need to just BURY HIM!
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
cat food counts as protein by the way
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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