sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
another moral hangover. fuck.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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