it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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