Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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