Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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