Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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