I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
