marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
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