I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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