she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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