the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Help me help you realize you are a moron
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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