Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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