Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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