awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
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