do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Drake has all the answers
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
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