I wish I could punch you in the face.
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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