I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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