Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
should my penis look like a turkey
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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