She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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