soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
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