Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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