It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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