I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
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