I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
And then my night got REAL pukey
you made out with another girl for some wings
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
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